so earlier today my mom ran over a squirrel bc she wasn’t paying attention and at that exact moment someone called me and i forgot my ringtone was mmm watcha say so i started laughing and choking on my sobs of laughter and my mom had to pull over bc she thought i was having an asthma attack or something
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allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
straight guys are literally gayer then most gay guys
omfg
raven symone enters high class restaurant
“i’m sorry madam, we really cannot offer you service at our restaurant if you insist on riding a segway indoors” says the waiter
“then i really cannot offer you your life”, says raven, as she rides off into the sunset
- Teenage girls 364 days a year: My mom is such a complete bitch. She thinks she's allowed to control my life but I don't want to live by her stupid rules. I hope she dies and goes to hell because I hate her and I never want to see her ugly face again.
- Teenage girls on Mother's Day: Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful loving woman I have met in my entire life, there aren't enough cards in the world to show my gratitude for my mother, I love you mom <3
why are you getting so angry omg sit down and have some water everything will be okdylan and cole sprouse are 20
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No, they’re not. Dumb ass. They’re two days younger than I am…
Last time I checked I was 19 years old. Okay, thank you very much.
“source:thatsmoderatelyraven”
okay that’s it internets over go home
alright greenbikerdude
me
i loved this movie so fucking much